Happy birthday William. SIGHHH another year older.

Forever Lonely

I just realized that like, um I’m always going to be single cause I can’t date Ryan Ross, Brendon Urie, Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, William Beckett, Gabe Saporta, Jon Walker, Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way, or Spencer Smith.

I’m bandsexual. Nope, I will not date you if you aren’t in decay dance or fueled by ramen, bastard. Don’t even think you have a chance if you don’t have a slash name like “Ryden” or “Gabilliam”, or have 2488432 fanfictions written about you.

Case in point: I will always be single.

Why are the decay dance/fueled by ramen guys so fucking hot? It’s scary they are so hot!