I’m always gonna be single. Cause no guy will ever be like Ryan Ross, or Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie, Mikey Way, Ray Toro, Spencer Smith, Pete Wentz, or Jon Walker.

Thus, I will always be single for life…..

I just realized something…

I’m a girl, and I’m tall. I’m 5'10".

Pete Wentz is 5'6", Patrick Stump is 5'5", Brendon Urie is 5'8", Gerard Way is 5'9", and Frank Iero is 5'4".

WTF I’m taller than half the guys in FOB, P!ATD AND MCR!

Even robots know Pete loves Patrick.

I just realized that like, um I’m always going to be single cause I can’t date Ryan Ross, Brendon Urie, Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, William Beckett, Gabe Saporta, Jon Walker, Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way, or Spencer Smith.

I’m bandsexual. Nope, I will not date you if you aren’t in decay dance or fueled by ramen, bastard. Don’t even think you have a chance if you don’t have a slash name like “Ryden” or “Gabilliam”, or have 2488432 fanfictions written about you.

Case in point: I will always be single.

Why are the decay dance/fueled by ramen guys so fucking hot? It’s scary they are so hot!

I’m in love with 30 year old men in bands… I have no chance :(